Regular readers — all three of you — will notice that the site now looks identical to how it looked a mere three days ago, with the exception of the absence of that last post where all of you came crawling out of the woodwork to mock me. Thanks for the love, guys.

In fact, it has been 72 hours of harrowing digital daredevilry on the high internet seas, commencing innocently enough with a backend upgrade, and ending with three new databases, and in between too many hours on my cell phone arguing with too many customer representatives, also my introduction to the world of big dumps (SFW).

Still, we lost that one last post and 2 days’ worth of comments. Regrets.

Anyway. We now return to our regular programming.